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Uh? No idea what to call this one.

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 15, 2008, 9:29 PM
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: KILO (radio station) Sixx AM, Life is Beautif
Pirated from :iconrosiel-kun: 'cause it was just that funny. Oh, and there's some news at the bottom too.

Dear - Will,

I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when your dog went crazy in woman-clothes, and I saw you sit on the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the Middle east.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping the blood-test results as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about hating Shrek.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me,

-Joelle-

So crazy!

Instructions -

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B - shall always remember
C/D - never will forget
E/F - Always will try to forget
G/H - will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J - have always felt dirty because of
K/L - have never laughed in public about
M/N - am making a movie about
O/P - throw rocks at
Q/R - informed the psychiatrist about
S/T - get sick when I think about
U/V/W - told the news paper about
X/Y/Z - never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
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In other news... My mom got in a really bad ski accident on the 6th. The only place she injured was her face, and she doesn't remember a thing. The people who found her where the ones that stand by the "slow" signs and tell everyone to slow down. They alerted the ski patrol and they brought her down, she was unconscious. So here's the damage *takes a deep breath* she broke her upper jaw and it is being held together with 4 titanium plates and 20 screws, she knocked/broke out a bunch of teeth and her mouth is wired partially shut to keep the ones that they did find and put back in place, she cut her upper lip almost off but they stitched it back on, she broke her nose by separating the cartridge from the bone but it's been reattached, she looks like she has two black eyes, and she has a lot of swelling. The weird thing is she wasn't hurt anywhere else, and it happened on an easy blue run and no one saw it happen. She's really PO'd that she can't do any kind of activity for 6 weeks, she was going to test for her probationary first degree black belt and she'd been working so hard, now she'll have to wait until October when the next one is and when she'll be fully recovered. We were also going to do some road trips and hiking over the summer, but not anymore. Kind of makes you realize how fragile life can be. She said to me that she could have died, and I think yeah, you could have, but you can die any day, in a car wreck, falling down your stairs, or skiing... It's not going to stop me, or her for that matter, only lack of easily accessible snow will do that.
In lighter news, we're still going to Starfest, and I'm going to try like mad to make a jedi costume, but if that fails I'll go as a pirate, it'll be cool either way.
In less happy news, I have to write an outline for an 8min persuasive speech and do take home test for Tues. In happier news I have no more Monday classes (I'll have to do my home work then).
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Upcoming events (besides school and field work):
-Starfest: 4/18-20
-haven't planned any further than that.

School stuff:
-Wilderness First Responder field work 4/18, 4/25, 5/2
-Spring semester ends 5/6
-Summer semester starts 5/27
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Random shirt quotes:

Ninjas?
Pirates?
A jedi cares not about these.

If there's no skiing in heaven I'm not going.

When hell freezes over I'll ski there too.
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My boyfriend: :iconunmonitored-alias:

My one and only Sister: :iconred-foxen:

My friends: :iconanaloren: :iconkawaiichibi: :iconerebusnyx:

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: Colorado, U.S.A.
  • Interests: My boy friend, Anime, Anthro, writing, skiing, figure skating, fencing, karate, DDR...
  • Favourite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3)
  • Favourite band or musician: Daft Punk and EvaneScence
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno and movie soundtracks and whatever EvaneScence is
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jules Verne
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
  • Operating System: MacOS X.something
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod video
  • Shell of choice: Egg shell? Mmm, scrambled eggs are good!
  • Wallpaper of choice: National Geographic big cats
  • Skin of choice: *Scratches head* my own.
  • Favourite game: Gun, Okami, Morrowin, DDR, Kingdom Hearts, Bloody Roar, Soul Caliber, Resident Evil 4...
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Yoko Kurama, Shippo, Kirara, Ed
  • Personal Quote: "*Sighs* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings."
  • Tools of the Trade: Paper, Pencil, Adobe Photoshop CS3, or Crayola colored pencils or markers, Sharpie markers,

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~Marwa-Kishk:iconMarwa-Kishk: May 3, 2008, 6:19:14 AM
read about him..and u won't regret
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China
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~Blackpassion777:iconBlackpassion777: Apr 21, 2008, 4:03:04 PM
thnx for the fav! :heart:

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~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Feb 5, 2008, 5:29:47 PM
Your pictures deserve them!

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=karil:iconkaril: Feb 5, 2008, 1:40:00 PM
:thanks: so much for the fav´s !!!

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~Blackpassion777:iconBlackpassion777: Jan 30, 2008, 8:47:57 PM
Thanks for the watch!

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*Goldy-Gry:iconGoldy-Gry: Jan 22, 2008, 5:20:13 AM
Hi Red-Gryphon! Have you seen my gallery? Sorry if already asked. :}

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=cybre:iconcybre: Jan 14, 2008, 12:55:21 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:! =D

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=karil:iconkaril: Dec 23, 2007, 1:31:47 AM
:thanks: for the support ..!! :rose:
~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Dec 15, 2007, 2:29:25 PM Mood: Love
Hey thanks!!

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:bulletblue:Hello, I :poke: you!
:bulletpurple: "*Sigh* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings." :floating:
:bulletred:(*>Red-Gryphon<*)
I know I never comment. Shut up!!
~analoren:iconanaloren: Dec 15, 2007, 12:09:19 AM
HAPPEH BIRFDAY, MAH FRIEEEND

~analoren

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~analoren:iconanaloren: Oct 26, 2007, 8:44:34 PM
thanks for all the :+fav: love, sweetie! :heart::heart::heart:

~analoren

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=lessthanhuman:iconlessthanhuman: Oct 9, 2007, 1:22:31 PM
Thank you for watching me! :+devwatch:

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~Unmonitored-Alias:iconUnmonitored-Alias: Apr 3, 2006, 7:17:39 PM
...

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... Kingdom Hearts II!! -screams-

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... I'm done.
=creaturecorp:iconcreaturecorp: Jan 29, 2006, 10:38:56 AM
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I'm a winner! :P

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~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Jan 8, 2006, 2:00:30 PM
Gaah!!!

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:bulletblue:Hello, I :poke: you!
:bulletpurple: "*Sigh* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings." :floating:
:bulletred:(*>Red-Gryphon<*)
I know I never comment. Shut up!!
~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Jan 8, 2006, 2:00:06 PM
You're welcome!

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:bulletblue:Hello, I :poke: you!
:bulletpurple: "*Sigh* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings." :floating:
:bulletred:(*>Red-Gryphon<*)
I know I never comment. Shut up!!
~sors:iconsors: Dec 29, 2005, 10:07:07 AM
^_^ It's Gillian, I was surreptitiously sent your DA id and thought I'd watch you. Anyway… *go off to lurk in your gallery*

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~Rosiel-kun:iconRosiel-kun: Dec 28, 2005, 11:02:47 PM
Thank you for the watch! :hug:

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~Roo-Gryphon:iconRoo-Gryphon: Dec 27, 2005, 11:01:04 PM
....why do are names appear so close togeter???

you like me and just not telling me ;) and using the name as some form of hidden code :D

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*lizkay:iconlizkay: Dec 20, 2005, 2:39:44 PM
Heya there!!

Many many thanks for the +watch!! :D

:wave: Greetings!
*foxwing-gryphon:iconfoxwing-gryphon: Oct 14, 2004, 5:30:48 AM
I checked out your gallery and liked what I saw so I am goint to have to keep my eye on you. :+devwatch:

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~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Oct 13, 2004, 4:30:29 PM
You're welcome!:nod:

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:bulletblue:Hello, I :poke: you!
:bulletpurple: "*Sigh* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings." :floating:
:bulletred:(*>Red-Gryphon<*)
I know I never comment. Shut up!!
~caramitten:iconcaramitten: Oct 13, 2004, 4:20:56 PM
Thank you for the watch! :)
~Red-Gryphon:iconRed-Gryphon: Oct 3, 2004, 11:59:48 AM
Welcome!:)

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:bulletblue:Hello, I :poke: you!
:bulletpurple: "*Sigh* What can I say? I have an affinity for things with wings." :floating:
:bulletred:(*>Red-Gryphon<*)
I know I never comment. Shut up!!
~Kaided:iconKaided: Oct 2, 2004, 6:21:30 PM
Thanks for the +Fav, +watch AND comment =D

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